I just found a job listing for a company that shall remain nameless in a location that shall remain unknown. But I was really excited, because this is their description and it kind of sounds like me:
Are you your friends’ go-to when they need a favor, directions, or a restaurant recommendation? Is your sock drawer organized by color and thickness? Do you love making long-range plans but feel just as comfortable doing things impulsively? Can you bring order to chaos — but you really don’t mind chaos? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you might be the person we seek.
The only bad thing is that they are looking for local candidates, and while I would love to live there, I just don't right now.